Office Jerk

Who Wants To Be An Office Jerk?

on Sunday, 29 May 2011. Posted in Office Jerk, iDevices

The other day I was exploring the App Store trying to see if there were any new ones that I wanted. I came across a game that was free that could have a pretty cool concept. That concept was being an Office Jerk, the title of the game. I really didn't go in with high hopes. But, I have been surprised in the past.

Office Jerk gives you the task of being an office jerk. Your goal is just to irritate the employee in front of you. You have no idea who he is except for a few clues that are in front of you. One, he is a fan of cats. Two, he is the office employee. Three, he has no balls.

You are given many options when it comes to things to throw at him. You can throw something common like a coffee mug to something crazy like a stick of dynamite. Please note: the above items are not even available for free anymore. You either have to purchase the ACME pack for things like dynamite and eggs or the No Ads pack for the stapler and mug and whatever else it includes. The No Ads pack gets rid of the ads in game as well. So, you are stuck with the cupcake, the pencil, the eraser, the wad of paper, and the fan. 

There are some neat things that can happen but the main purpose is to throw things at this guys head. The other things I will let you figure out if you decide to get this game. To give some challenge, the fan's direction and wind speed alters where your objects go. You can alter the direction you throw them to counteract this. However, if you throw the fan the games acts like the fan is still there. This makes no sense to me whatsoever. This might make sense if the fan went in the opposite direction but it doesn't.

After about 10 minutes playing this game, I was already bored. And that was with all the items available to me. I am not even sure how this game excelled to the Top 25 list. I don't even understand how the developers think that they can charge for items that may add only 5 more minutes of enjoyment. And now that there is the no ads pack, ads are riddled everywhere and nearly makes the game unplayable. In fact, there was one time where I couldn't do anything in the game which I assumed with their way of advertising.

I hate to do this, oh wait no I don't, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME. It really is a waste of time and space to download it.